Panel featuring George W. Bush singing in foreground with 5 members (you know which 5) of the Supreme Court as a chorus in the background.

Caption: To the tune of "When I was a Lad" from H.M.S Pinafore by Gilbert and Sullivan

Bush:
When I was a lad
I went to Yale
And I knew right then
That I could never fail
For in every class
I earned a C
And soon became the head
Of my fraternity

Supreme Court (in chorus):
And soon became the head
Of his fraternity

Bush:
I earned each C
With mediocrity
And now I hold the office
Of the Presidency

Supreme Court (in chorus):
Yes, now he holds the office
Of the Presidency